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Rumour File These stories can neither be confirmed nor denied. * Another shorty ? * Rumour someone should have dealed and didnt. * Rumour has it Dr Geoff had to winch on a recent trip..... * Strong suspicion that another member has crossed to the "Dark" Side * A Members mid life crisis nearing completion?? * A certain members truck that broke recently is almost well again. * Suspiscion is rife that theres something in the water on the Peninsula. * Word is another front diff has been destroyed. * Rumour afoot that a member has purchased a "Monsta" performance upgrade. * Strong word received that a members truck will feature in a prominent magazine * Rumour has it a member's having a mid life crisis. * Rumour has it a member has gone "Walkabout" * Rumour rife that a certain comp truck is nearing completion. * Mick O wants his mummy. * When descending down a steep decline, ensure your transfer case is in low range not neutral. * Talking firmly to your car because it wont start, doesnt seem to help the situation. * Be sure to duck when a snowball is thrown at you to avoid a blood nose. * If smoke is pouring out of your dash, theres bound to be a fire. * Ooops, Dented my door and rear panel. * A trip went out with 4 X Landcruisers and 1 X Patrol (Surely not) * A club stalwart has gone to the Dark Side (or is it the dark side) * Mick has a truck * Alternators for 4.2L Diesels are expensive. * Club Members seen wearing rubber boots * Get yourself a Pajero and extend your holidays. * Jane drove, Gary didnt. * Stubby holders no longer a myth. * Someone may, or may not, have recently acquired a convertible. * What direction is North? .......Its to the North * Don’t mess with the Zohan! * Its not backstabbing if im here * You cant count to ten on both hands * Rumour is there may be a Suzuki joining a few trips soon * Rumour has it, that a member’s child whilst riding in another members truck, suggested you drive better than my dad * Word has it, that you need to drink more before you get drunk. * As long as you say, i didnt do nuthin, then youre safe. * When your GQ Overheats in the Garage, ensure that there are no screwdrivers obstructing the engine fan. * A member that is usually seen driving a Nissan, was spotted behind the wheel of a Toyota. * Purchasing a 3” Lift Kit does not necessarily mean your truck will have 3 inches of lift, It Maybe more, it maybe less. * To avoid a concussion....ensure that your camper trailer tailgate does not drop down and hit you in the head
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